September 12th, 2003 at 10:03 pm
you are humphrey bear
Posted in: General
In the course of a conversation:
He says: “You’re a regular Humphrey Bear aren’t you, Marita?”
She says: “I’m a what?”
He says: “You’re just like Humphrey Bear.”
She says: “Oh.”
Pause.
She says: “OK, so just what do you mean?”
He says: “Well, you lead a very exciting life.”
She says: “Oh, just shut up.”
He says: “… and honey’s your favourite fare…”
She says: “Really, just shut up.”
He says: “… which is hardly so very surprising, you’re a really amazing old b….”
She says: “Right, I’m leaving. Now!”
Conversation ends.
But like Humphrey, do you wear… a hat?
September 15th, 2003 at 9:50 amHow did you know?
September 15th, 2003 at 11:20 amAlso I have a plaid waistcoat!
I hope you’ve trousers or a skirt to go with that outfit!
September 15th, 2003 at 12:20 pm