the scary bed

As a special treat, we bought the dog a new bed. The old one was thin and stinky. The new one is luxurious and full of beans. But it makes a funny noise when you touch it – consequently it’s way too scary for the dog to actually sleep on (although she will lie next to it, spreadeagled on the floorboards). Despite our best efforts, it seems there’ll be no rest until the old, favourite bed returns.