the rose that ate the house

Taking some laundry off the washing line this evening, I noticed a piece of mission brown painted timber nestled near the base of a climbing rose bush which has entwined itself in and around our back porch. I also noticed that a reasonably large piece of the porch eave was missing. It seems the rose bush has taken a bite out of the porch and then proceeded to deposit the giveaway debris in an unobtrusive location.
It’s a bit scary really.