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June 13th, 2004 at 7:07 pm

the tightarse

Posted in: General

Daniel drives Marita to Kew and fossicks about in the cobwebs under a house.
Daniel drives Marita to Bendigo (and back) on a cold, rainy, windy day.
Daniel lends Marita a not insubstantial sum of money to accomplish the object of the visit to Bendigo.
On the drive home from Bendigo Daniel decides to purchase a snack at a convenient servo.
Marita – unable to watch him snack alone – decides to follow suit.
Daniel makes his purchase. (A chocolate paddle-pop.)
Servo guy to Marita (who is next in the queue): “Aren’t you with him?” (ie. Daniel)
Marita (struggling to find change in purse for her purchase): “Yes.”
Servo guy: “What’s wrong with him? A bit of a tightarse, is he?”
Daniel looks incredibly aggrieved.
Marita just about wets her pants laughing.
Servo guy will, no doubt, go home and tell his partner just how unaccountably witty he is!

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One Response to “the tightarse”

  1. Diary of an Average Australian Says:

    Gratitude
    After driving her to Kew to look at a fireplace…

    and to Bendigo and back to look at a wardrobe…

    and lending her a big bunch of money to help pay for the wardrobe (‘cos those ATM card limits are a pain)…

    and stopping for a snack, and buy…

    June 13th, 2004 at 7:09 pm