October 23rd, 2003 at 12:34 pm
the thoughtful thieves
Posted in: General
My workplace was broken into over the weekend. And if forced to experience a break-in, it might as well be like the one here. Nothing was broken. Nothing was stolen. Whoever they were, they gained access via the toilet window, carefully removing each of the louvre glass panes and stacking them neatly in an unbroken pile. They then must have had a bit of a wander about and looked in most of the drawers and filing cabinets. Didn’t touch the computers, didn’t touch the data projector, didn’t touch the petty cash. And then they left.
Why bother really?
Joe: So that’s settled. We raid the casino.
Ron: Right.
Joe: Okay, so you get the team together. Who do we need?
Ron: Knuckles for the safe. Quick-draw for the guards. Motorhead for the getaway car. Davo for the locks.
Joe: Good. Now what about a practice run? Somewhere we can hit to try them all out?
Ron: Well there’s this office in Smith Street…
October 23rd, 2003 at 1:30 pm