two small things

1. How not to arrive at your girlfriend’s nameday dinner.
Sweep into restaurant and while theatrically removing one’s ostentatious coat accidently knock specials board off wall which then wallops girlfriend on head with a really loud ‘clunk’. Ouch. It looked *really* painful from where I was sitting.

2. Awards ceremonies
Upon receipt of the “Anthony Malloy Football Tipping Competition Perpetual Urn” do not forget to thank assembled company for their support with a gratuitous but nevertheless earnestly felt “I luv youse all.” Sorry.